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Teddy And The Frat Girls Miscellaneous I Wanna Be A Man (Indescipherable foreign accent) Is everybody ready? Hans? Johann? Heidi? Let's go, everybody. I'm sorry I'm a girl, and not a man. Then I could come all the time, in the palm of my precious little hand. Get drunk in the bars, and act like a klutz. It really wouldn't matter. I'd be too stupid to be nuts. (Chorus) I Wanna Be a Man So I can stink. A big, tough guy. I'm sick of pink. And if I was a man, I could tell lots of lies About all the girls I've fucked. Just like all of you guys. I'd be self-sufficent. And I wouldn't need another. But if I got a little boo-boo. I'd go running back to my mother. (Chorus) And if I was a man, I'd always be hot. Wouldn't matter what I fucked, Just as long as it's got a twat. I'd just rip off her pants, And fuck her, 1, 2, 3. How did this stinking cunt, Have the luck to find me. (Ooo!) (Chorus) And if I was a man, I could piss anywhere. Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch. When you're a man, you don't care. I could fuck any time, and be hard as a rock. Spend my life worrying about the size of my teeny little cock. (Chorus) And if I was a man, All you sluts would give me head. (I'd) Get my rocks off, then I'd kick you out of bed. Be tackless and boring, with nauseating breath. I'd be a worthless piece of shit From birth until death. (Everybody!) (Chorus) (Everybody sing) (Chorus repeated in background) |
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