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| Rose Miscellaneous Cochroach That Ate Cincinnati THE COCHROACH THAT ATE CINCINNATI Rose & The Arrangement Dr. Demento's 20th Anniversary tape Uh-uh don't touch that dial! I must offer to you a confession I like movies that give me a fright If the subject is horror I got to see more or I won't be contented all night You may call it my ghoulish obsession It's a subject on which I get chatty But the worst one it seems haunting all of my dreams Was the cochroach that ate Cincinnati (ha ha ha ha) I've seen ghouls and hobgoblins and witches And some moth-eaten werewolves with fangs There were creatures that chattered and others that clattered And Japanese monsters with fangs (ah-so) Frankenstein gives me the shakes And Count Dracula's driving me batty But they're not on a par with the worst one by far The cochroach that ate Cincinnati (ha ha ha ha!) Oh he must of needed a seltzer It's amazing how much he got down For lunch he'd just chew up a suburb or two And for dinner he ate the whole town (BURP!) Willard just sent me out laughing I thought Ben looked a little bit ratty (sorry about that) But they're not half as bad as the worst scare I've had The Cochroach that ate Cincinnati Oh my heart nearly stopped he would never be topped The cochroach that ate Cincinnati OLE! (ole? that's dumb) tmazanec1@juno.com or Tom Mazanec to humans |
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